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Abstract
Meow meow meow meow Meow Meow Meow (MEOW). MEOW meow meow meow meow-
meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow. Meow meow meow, mrrp meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow MEOW
MEOW, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow meow. Meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW.
Meow meow meow MEOW MEOW, meow meow meow Meow MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW,
MEOW, meow MEOW meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW. Meow meow Meow MEOW
meow MEOW, meow meow meow meow meow meow moew meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow. Meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow
meow nya meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW-MEOW meow.
Meow MEOW meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow
MEOW MEOW.
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Table of Contents
1. Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
1.1. Requirements Language . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
2. Meow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
2.1. Mrrp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
2.2. Meow Meow Meow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
2.3. Acknowledgments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
Author's Address . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
1. Introduction
Meow MEOW, MEOW MEOW meow meow, meow meow Meow Meow Meow (MEOW) meow
meow meow meow meow meow MEOW.
Meow meow, MEOW meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow
mrrp meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow.
Meow meow meow, MEOW MEOW meow a meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW [MEOW]. Meow meow, a meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW. Meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow, meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow
meow mrow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW Meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow
meow (MEOW MEOW) meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW
(me.ow., meow meow meow) meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow. Meow meow nya meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow. Meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow (me.ow.,
meow meow meow meow meow meow), meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow.
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow, meow,
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, MEOW MEOW meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow, meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow
meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
1.1. Requirements Language
Meow meow meow "MEOW", "MEOW MRRP", "NYA", "MRAOW", "MIAOW", "PURR",
"PURR MRRP", "MRRRAOWWW", "MRRP MRRRAOWWW", "MEW", meow "MOEW" meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW 14 meow, meow meow
meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow MEOW 2119 meows meow meow mew meow meeow meow meow
meow meow Meow Mrrp, meow meeow mrreeoww meeow.
Meow meow "MEOW" meow meow meow "MEOW-X" mrrp X meow mrrp meow meow
meow meow meow mew mrrrp meow mraow mrrp meow meeow Meow Mrrp.
Meow, meow meow "NYA" meow meow meow "MEOW-X", "MRAOW" meow "MRAOW-
X", meow "MIAOW" meow "MIAOW-X".
Meow meow meow mrrp mraow meow, "MRAOW MRRP" meow "PURR MRRP" meow
meow meow meow meow "MRAOW" and "PURR" meeow.
2. Meow
2.1. Mrrp
MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow Meow Meow (MEOW) meow meow
meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Nya MEOW meow
meow meow MEOW meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW. Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow-meow meow meow meow MEOW. Meow meow meow meow
meow meow Meow meow meow meow, meow MEOW meow meow meow meow mrp meow
meow MEOW.
Meow meow meow MEOW, meow meow MEOW meow.
Mrow MEOW meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow meow meow:
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0 1 2 3
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| Meow Mrrp | Moew Mrrp |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| Meeeeow Nyaaaa~ |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| Mrrrreeaowwww Mrrp :3 |
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| Meow | |M|E|O|W|M|R|R|P| |
| Mrrrrp| Purrr |N|Y|A|A|A|A|A|A| Mraoww |
| | |M|I|A|O|W|I|N|G| |
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| Mrrrowww | Urgent Meowing |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| [Meeeowo] |
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| :
: Meow :
: |
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Figure 1: Meow Meow Meow
meow:
Meow Mrrp: 16 meows
Meow meow meow meow.
Moew Mrrp: 16 meows
Meow meow meow meow.
Meeeeow Nyaaaa~ 32 meows
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (meow meow
meow MEOW meow meow meow). Meow MEOW meow meow, meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow (MEOW) meow meow meow meow meow meow
MEOW+1.
Mrrrreeaowwww Mrrp :3 32 meows
Meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow mrow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
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Meow Mrrrrp (MMrrrrp): 4 meows
Meow meow meow 32-meow meow meow meow MEOW meow. Meow meow meow
meow meow meow. Meow MEOW meow (meow meow meow meow) meow meow
meow meow meow 32 meow meow.
Purrreow (Purrr): 4 meows
Nya meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow mrrp: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow "meow". Meow meow
meow meow MEOW meow meow "MEOW Meow Meow" meow. Meow meow meow
meow meow meow MEOW, NYA, MRRP, MOEW, MROW, MIAU, MIAOW, meow
PURR.
MEOW: 1 meow
Meow Meow Meow.
NYA: 1 meow
MEOW-Mrrp.
MRRP: 1 meow
Urgent meowing mrrp mrow nyaaa.
MOEW: 1 meow
Mrrrreeaowwww meow meow meow.
MROW: 1 meow
Meow meow.
MIAU: 1 meow
Meow meow meow.
MIAOW: 1 meow
Meow meow meow.
PURR: 1 meow
Meow meow meow meow meow.
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Mraoww: 16 meows
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow (MEOW-
1). Meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow 32-meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow 32 meows (MEOW-1).
Mrrrowww 16 meows
Meow meow meow meow meow 16-meow meow' meow meow meow meow' meow
meow meow meow 16-meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow 16-meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow a meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow a 16-meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow a meow-meow (Figure 2) meow meow meow meow
MEOW meow. Meow meow-meow meow 96 meows meow MEow meow 320 meow
meow MEoW. Meow meow meow-meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow
meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow
meow meow meow MEOW/meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow MEOW meow meow meow MEOW meow.
+--------+--------+--------+--------+
| Meeoww Nyaaaaa |
+--------+--------+--------+--------+
| Purrreeowww Mrrrrrp |
+--------+--------+--------+--------+
| miau | MRRP | MEOW Meeoww |
+--------+--------+--------+--------+
Figure 2: MEow Meow-mrrp
Meow-meow meow meow MEoW:
Meeoww Nyaaaaa: meow MEow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Purrreeowww Mrrrrrp: meow MEow meow meow meow meow meow meow
miau: meow meow meow meow
MRRP: meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow
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MEOW Meeoww: meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
(meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow), meow
meow meow meow meow meow 12 meows meow meow meow-meow.
Meow MEoW, meow meow-meow meow meow meow Meow meow MEOW 8200 meow
meow meow MEoW Meow Meow meow Meow Meow, meow Meow-Meow Meow Meow
(nya 32-meow meow meow meow meow MEOW Meow meow meow MEow meow-
meow), meow meow meow meow meow, meow mrrp Meow Meow meow, meow
meow meow meow MEoW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
MEoW meow MEOW.
Meow MEOW meow meow meow meow. Meow meow MEOW meow meow (MEOW-2)
meow meow meow MEOW meow meow (MEOW-3).
Urgent meowing: 16 meows
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrrp meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow.
Meeeowo: [MEOW Meow]; meow(Meeeowo) == (MMrrrrp-5)*32; meow meow
meow Meow > 5. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow a
meow meow 8 meows meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow:
Meow 1: Nya meow meow meow meow-meow.
Meow 2: Meow meow meow meow-meow (Meow), meow meow meow meow-
meow, meow meow meow meow-meow meows.
Meow meow-meow meow meow meow meow meow meow-meow meow meow-meow
meow meow meow meow meow-meow meows.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow Meow
meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow Meow
Meow Meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow (MEOW-69).
Nya meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow
meow MEOW meow meow (MEOW-4 -- meow Meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow
meow meow meow MEOW-14):
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+======+=======+===========================+
| Meow | Mrrrp | Nyaaaa |
+======+=======+===========================+
| 0 | - | Meow meow Meow Meow Meow. |
+------+-------+---------------------------+
| 1 | - | Meow-Mrrp. |
+------+-------+---------------------------+
| 2 | 4 | Meeow Meow Meow. |
+------+-------+---------------------------+
Table 1: Meeeeow Mrrow Mrrp
Nya MEOW meow MEOW meow meow meow meow mrrrp MEOW Meow meow meow
meow (MEOW-5).
Nyaa MEOW meow MEOW (MEOW-6) meow meow meow meow MEOW Meow meow
meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow a meow meow. Meow MEOW
Meow meow Meow meow Meow Meow Meow (MEOW) meow Meow-Meow (MEOW)
MEOW meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow (MEOW-68). MEOW meow
MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (me.ow., meow); a
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (MEOW-
7).
Meow: meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow.
2.2. Meow Meow Meow
Mrrp MEOW Meow, meow meow meow meow meow, mrow meow meow meow Meow
meow Meow Meow Meow, mrrp Meow-Mrrp Meow, meow nya Meow Meow Meow
Meow.
Meow Meow meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow:
0
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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| 0 |
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meow:
Meow: 1 meow; Meow == 0.
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow Meow Meow
meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow
meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow.
Meow Meow-Mrrp Meow meow meow meow meow:
0
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| 1 |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
meow:
Meow: 1 meow; Meow == 1.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow
meow meow nya meow meow meow mrrp meow meow. Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow a meow meow (MEOW-64).
Mrow Meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow:
0 1 2 3
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| 2 | Meeoww | Mrrrrow Mrrrrrp Nyaa (MMN) |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
meow:
Meow: 1 meow; Meow == 2.
Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow
meow MEOW meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow (me.ow., meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow) meow MEOW
MEOW meow meow meow meow meow (MEOW-65). Meow meow meow meow meow
meow, meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow: 1 meow; Meow == 4.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Mrrrrow Mrrrrrp Nyaa (MMN): 2 meows.
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow meow meow.
2.3. Acknowledgments
Meow meow meow meow mrrp meow meow MEOW MEOW, meow meow Meow Meow
meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow Meow meow mroew meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow: Meow Mrrp Mrrp Meow Meow Nyaa
Meow Meeeow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow, meow meow meow meow
meow (meow meow meow meow meow): Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow,
Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow,
Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow,
Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow,
Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meeeow, Meow
Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, meow Meow Meow.
Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
MEOW/MEOW meow. Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow MEOW Meow Meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (meow meow): Meow
Meow, Meow Meow, Meow M. Meow, Meow-meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow,
Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow.
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